“Hi You” Challenge

Create a program named hi that prints Hi there. by default but print Hi <arg>. if there is a command line argument. If a one of two special names (like Linux and Rob) are passed then instead of the default the script should print something special like Woah <arg>, you rock! If a specific insult name (like Dork) is used the script should print Um, no need to be rude.

Requirements

Bonus